An open letter from the editor of Bangus Online
Hello. There are times when a simple apology is just not enough. That's in the Bible somewhere. But hang on - this is not one of these times, so for now a simple but heartfelt apology will have to do. Here we go, in no particular order: Roger Ebert, Conway Twitty and his lovely wife Titty, all of neighbouring Mattawa (just a little north of Bangus County once you cross the tracks), Lily Barlow, one of the guys in Phish, Tammy Rogers, Peter Criss, The Situation, Wolf Blitzer, all of Eastern Europe, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and the guy driving the Google Street View car. Sorry to everyone. Now, with all that shit out of the way, I do not apologize to the following people: the other three guys in Phish, the ghost of Al Waxman, Mississippi Gary and the guy who thought it would be cool to throw up in front of Bangus Headquarters. Oh yeah, and the Bangles. You folks have only yourselves to blame.
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