Oxideth Pharmaceutical Trials to Begin

Are you experiencing sudden death more than six times a week? If you answered ‘yes’ than you may be eligible to participate in an exciting new study. Bangus Pharmaceuticals – the people that brought you such innovative medications such as Syphilis B Gone, Trench Mouth No More, and a plethora of anti-vulgarity ointments, is pioneering a new drug to dramatically restore life to those afflicted with sudden death. Oxideth, derived primarily from the glands of yaks, may not be right for you. Phone for your free 30 day trial. Adverse reactions may include sudden death. If you experience sudden death while taking Oxideth speak to your doctor.