Come out and celebrate Mississippi Gary's surprise circumcision. It will be fabulous. Live music provided by Brett Micheals. Door prizes and a 50-50 draw with proceeds going to the Eli Huckabone defence fund. Spread the word but don't tell Mississippi Gary.
Where: The Bangus Agrodome
When: May 22nd
Dress: Formal
Time: Sit-down bologna banquet starts at 6 pm sharp. Please bring your own bologna.