Devine Hath of Bangus County quietly celebrated her sweet 16th birthday with her parents and a few select friends from her drama class. Her mother however, complained of Devine’s sour mood throughout the party. “It took quite a while before Devine would even come out of her room for her cake. She was making ferocious roaring sounds and swearing in Latin. I don't know where she learned that. I know I didn't teach her. She’s just so sullen, even with all the Spongebob plates. I think it’s all the Twilight shit. We had to end the party early after she threw her Kentucky Fried Chicken at her nine-year-old brother James, who jokingly sprinkled her with a bottle of vinegar, claiming it was Holy Water.
Devine states that when she graduates from school, she would like to become a nihilist or possibly a dental hygienist.
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