BANGUS COUNTY – The High Times & Silly Rhymes Daycare was raided early this morning after parents approached the local constabulary with their concerns of preschoolers coming home exhibiting overt signs of cannabis intoxication. Officers, headed by the local PPTU (Preschool Pot Technical Unit) made six arrests and confiscated eight tons of high grade British Columbia Mile-High Hydro, with a street value of sixty million dollars (CD).
“I’ve busted up a lot of these dope rings, but this was the biggest one I’ve ever come across. All the kids were giggling and eating cookies. It was horrible,” Sgt. Peppers told Bangus Online. It is also alleged that the children were gambling online (mostly virtual dogfights) and selling forged passports to customers overseas. All tots are safe at home with parents now left scrambling to find alternate childcare arrangements.The daycare has been shut down pending a full investigation.
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