Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Have You Seen Mary?
Bangus County - Help us find Mary Roberts. Family reported her missing yesterday. She was last seen in a bikini and an automatic weapon (pictured rt). If you see Mary, the public is encouraged to approach with extreme caution. Do not try and capture her with a burlap bag or any type of homemade trap. She is not wanted by the authorities for any convenience store holdups, her family just wants her home safe and sound.