Central Urine to Close - 43 People Laid Off and Pissed Off

Central Urine has announced record losses for their 4th quarter blaming the recent economic downturn, and tighter border security for the dip in sales for their human urine. The company who had recently announced plans to build a new factory for their urine admits that there will be layoffs.

“Unfortunately, like many industries here in the North, we’ve had to make some difficult decisions,” says CEO, Robert Huntley.

Central Urine, looking to diversify and redefine their role in the global marketplace, plan on a quick shut down, before reopening under the new business name “The Feces Factory Incorporated.” According to economists, there is plenty of money to be made in shit.