BANGUS COUNTY — Official Bangus Fact Checker and Chronic Flatulator, Mississippi Gary was detained while crossing the Canadian – US border through a complex maze of gopher tunnels while carrying six cans of Coors Light and a bomb strapped to his head. According to the Canadian Embassy Mobile Outreach Cube Van,(CEMOCV) there is very little Canada can do for him now. Bangus Online is now hiring. Must be under 30, unemployable and willing to do almost anything - weekends, weekdays, overtime as needed. Nineteen years experience in Communications required. Salary commensurate with qualifications. Must own a riding lawnmower, be bondable and able to jump large gorges on rocket scooters with little notice.
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