Thursday, May 20, 2010

A public plea to our friend Lindsay


Hi Lindsay. Please call Bangus HQ asap. This morning there were these people looking for you for something. They had papers with big words on them. We showed the papers to our legal advisor, Mississippi Gary, who says that although he's not sure, he thinks you may be in some sort of trouble. If you need a place to chill out and just be 'you' our door is always open (even when there is no one around, which is why people are always ripping off our shit.) Please bring vodka, cigarettes and a hip DJ.