Friday, May 21, 2010

Jesse James mad at Nazis and women with big hooters!

Jesse James is mad at Nazis. He used to me okay with them. Now he's mad. "Them damn Nazis killed my marriage", he told a close friend. "And all the chicks that I was having sex with. I blame Nazis and women with crazy boobs for wrecking my perfect union to America's sweetheart, Sandra Bullock, star of such motions pictures as the one where she falls while wearing high heels. Yeah, that one was okay. But the best one was the one where she drives the bus with the Matrix guy."