Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Bangus Judge Mocked at Food Court


“You’re laws are useless here,” taunts a NY Fries vendor

BANGUS COUNTY - For Judge Elliot Gould, he had figured that his days of being ruthlessly mocked and publically humiliated  since the wig incident were long since behind him. But fate had something else in store for the good judge who recently attempted to bully his way through a snaking crowd of hungry and bitchy shoppers. Throngs dished out their own unique brand of food court justice, stripping Gould of his powdered wig and ceremonial robe and summarily pummeling him for six hours. According to one participant, “justice is served better with pogos.”