Do you love ice? If so, the Bangus Rec Centre is looking for you!
Position - Outdoor Rink Technician
Jamie, the kid who ices the outdoor rink is missing. He was last seen heading west in the boots he got for Christmas from his Aunt Nell. He was also reported to be carrying a large green canvas bag filled with weapons. We sure do thank Jamie for his three weeks of dedicated service with the Bangus Recreation Servives and wish him all the success in the future. We are now looking to fill this position immediatly. Successful candidate will meet following criteria:
- 6 years of clinical experience in the field of holding hoses
- Three years college diploma in hose holding and chipping parameters
- Be able to provide eleven references that are not related by blood
- Be willing to travel at own expense to the outdoor rink
- Have a clean criminal record
- Good with animals
- Able to call BINGO balls on short notice
- Can drive an ambulance
- Type three words a minute on a DOS+ software
- Can stitch up a torn cheek
- Catholic only please (with three forms of proof). All other religions will be freely dismissed and ridiculed openly.
- Please, no gays. Although Bangus County is one of the most progressive communities north of the watershed we continue to be proud of our much celebrated Hetero History. We will know if you pretend to be not gay as well.
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