Random daytime javelin attack keeps city on their toes

Bangus County - Xiang Willow, 36 was struck in the foot by an errant javelin Saturday while shopping for fresh vegetables and cocoa. The javelin tosser remains at large. This is the nineteenth incident involving errant javelins leading both the community and the authorities to suspect that these incidents may be connected.

"These incidents may be connected," says Detective Sgt Arms of the Bangus Constabulary. "I can see fifteen or sixteen of these, but nineteen? This is a serial tosser I'm afraid.