Sunday, May 23, 2010

Bono's back is out of whack - we need to get him back on track - the world needs him now more than ever!


A star-studded celebrity concert is set to take place to raise global awareness of the terrible state of U2 singer Bono's crooked back. Among the guests scheduled to perform- Sting, Sir Bob Geldof, Elton John, Axl Rose, The Pope, Larry King, The Duchess of York, Krusty the Clown, and funny man Mister Gary Shandling.

Bangus wishes Bono a speedy recovery as we have a stack of tickets we are counting on scalping the day of the Montreal show.