Come out and celebrate Mississippi Gary's surprise circumcision. It will be fabulous. Live music provided by Brett Micheals. Door prizes and a 50-50 draw with proceeds going to the Eli Huckabone defence fund. Spread the word but don't tell Mississippi Gary.
Where: The Bangus Agrodome
When: May 22nd
Dress: Formal
Time: Sit-down bologna banquet starts at 6 pm sharp. Please bring your own bologna.
About Pecore
- Kevin J Pecore, ESQ
- He is not a man with tremendous upper body strength and has never been to Moscow, although he hears good things. Pecore wrote his first novel at the tender age of sixteen-months, not yet talking and refusing to walk. The 4000 plus page novel - The Fisherman’s Ennui, published by a back alley operation was universally panned by pretentious literary critics as a "sloppy mess of bullshit, run-on sentences and mixed metaphors". He states that he is a “humour writer”, although many do not find his work particularly humorous at all. The End.
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