BANGUS COUNTY - Sergie McArthur was fed up with his neighbour’s dog defecating on his lawn. After years of trying to appeal to his neighbour’s sense of courtesy and reason, to no avail, McArthur became desperate.
“This guy just didn’t care that his boxer was shitting all over my lawn so I wished a plague on his household. I guess I did it wrong or something because the day after, I started scratching something fierce. You know, like down below. The doctor told me I had contracted herpes. And to make it worse, his goddamn dog is still shitting on my lawn.”
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