Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Bieber Farts Down Under


“Refreshingly, his flatulence was actually in perfect pitch,” claims host.

THUNDER DOWN UNDER!!

Canadian teen pop phenom Justin Bieber was in Australia yesterday appearing on the Ike & Tony Power Hour Variety Show where he performed a medley of his greatest hits and a soulful and edgy cover of Chuck Berry’s My Dingaling. It was while talking with hosts Ike & Tony back on the couch that Bieber farted. He would go on to fart eleven more times before the hosts, mortified, cut to commercial break.

Bieber’s representative states that her client did not fart. She denies her client ever farting or ever planning on farting until he meets that perfect girl.