Tuesday, June 8, 2010

World Cup Conundrum? Don't know who to cheer for? Mississippi Gary can help


The 2010 FIFA World Cup will kick off this Friday somewhere in South Africa. We're not sure where exactly or even what time the first match is scheduled. Hell, maybe it's not even this Friday. But, regardless of these insignificant details, are you looking to get in on this sweet, sweet action? Looking to cash in and lay some serious money down and so forth and so on? Bangus resident soccer hooligan Mississippi Gary, who has been predicting FIFA outcomes since 16 A.D. says that "this year the team to watch is Cameroon, or possibly Honduras, North Korea or Slovakia. If not, Greece is looking pretty solid. So is Ghana. But, thankfully, the Americans suck huge. They think they're so cool with their Jersey Boys and Sex in the City bullshit. I think Sarah Jessica Parker's face looks like Mister Ed. But my money is on Argentina or England."