Friday, June 11, 2010

STUDY SHOWS EATING WHILE HAMMERED IN VEGAS LEADING CAUSE OF DEATH

BANGUS ONLINE - It seems Las Vegas is not all glitz, sex and Elvis impersonators. There may be a dark side to the Strip according to some recent bewildering findings. A study recently commissioned by the Dr Kotter Memorial Institute for the Malpracticed and Malnourished reveals that eating while unconscious from acute alcohol intoxication is now the leading cause of death among men heading to Vegas for a quick retreat from reality.

According to the study, 2009 was a banner year with 12,659 men treated unsuccessfully for eating while hammered leaving eleven tonnes of hamburgers left uneaten.