Wednesday, June 2, 2010

SATAN JOINS IN ON CYCLING CRAZY


BANGUS—It seems this new fangled fitness craze that all the kids are buzzing about is not just for kids anymore. Now children, adults and the Prince of Darkness himself are enjoying the benefits of bicycling. Igor, the Bangus Medical Correspondent, states that a vigorous bike ride is a great cardiovascular workout and a good way to just enjoy the outdoors. Satan could not agree more.

“I have varicose veins and bicycling really helps with my circulation. And if my legs don’t hurt, then I’m generally in a pretty decent mood and that’s a good thing.”

But is it just another fad like rail travel and skipping ropes? As the sport’s official ambassador, Satan claims that bicycling is “here to stay" which is a great quote to end this fluff piece.