Saturday, June 5, 2010

New Kiddie Album Has Parents Bitching

The track listing of famed Bangus County Kiddie Crooner - Happy Harry, has been leaked on the Internet.  It seems that Happy Harry is looking to stretch out a bit, and who the hell can blame him? Go Harry, go!

Track 1 - Quitting the dope quest
Track 2 - My Neighbour is related to Hitler
Track 3 - Pocket full of bullshit
Track 4 - Hey kids, it's Communism Curt kicking the daydreams and smack
Track 5-  Never too much XXX
Track 6 - Lady Gaga is a whore
Track 7 - Why does it have to hurt so much?
Track 8 - Tickle pickle and pumpernickel
Track 9 - Black October
Track 10 - My Beulah's belly aches something fierce
Track 11 - Down for the count
Track 12 - Police beat down hoe down
Track 13 - Freezing and alone
Track 14 - There is no God and all  the angles are horrible drunks
Track 15 - Dead unicorns
Track 16 (bonus track) Self abuse under the sun
Track 17 (bonus track) Crying over spilled milk and waiting for the cookies to crumble
Track 18 (bonus track) I will turn this damn car around right now if you kids don't shut up
Track 19 (bonus track) Obama mofo
Track 20 (bonus track) Go tell your shrink. I don't give a shit anymore Herschel!