Ooops. Sorry about that. He's really okay.

It seems that Bangus Online fact-checker Mississippi Gary really jumped the gun on this one. Sir Paul McCartney is not dead. No. He's alive. We think. Anyway, I hope we can all stop crying and let the healing begin. Again, Mississippi Gary has been disciplined. He is standing out front of Bangus HQ flagellating himself, much to the amusement of the morning Post Office crowd.