Monday, May 17, 2010

DISHARMONY - BANGUS PERSONALS -


Angry 38-year-old man looking for angry woman to share in angry life. Successful candidate will be: angry, will enjoy being angry, angered by people who are not as angry as me, angered by the same things, proficient in Microsoft Excel but gets angry if required to actually work with it, fully bilingual but not happy about it, must be angry at the overall state of worldly affairs in general but unwilling to contribute to society in a constructive positive way, able to work with minimal supervision, preoccupation towards looking back in anger, shares a passion for David Bowie. You know what? Forget it. Go to hell. I couldn’t care less. This whole thing is making me so angry. Box#643, Trout River, ON


Rush fan looking for ride to Alberta for spring break. Non smoker. Clean. Reply to newworldman@hotmail.com

Like snakes? Man with more snakes than he knows what to do with is seeking the companionship of a woman who knows what to do with a man that has more snakes than he knows what to do with. Must be hot and look like a supermodel without an ounce of extra weight and willing to do housework and feed and clean the snakes. Box#666, Bangus County, ON