Mississippi Gary has tar balls for everyone

Bangus fact-checker has just returned from his morning jaunt for smokes, coffee and Nevada tickets for the staff here at Bangus HQ and as a special Tuesday surprise he also brought everyone a whack of tar balls that washed up on the beach. He insists that they're from the Gulf of Mexico and plans on going back to get more to sell on Kijiji. The tar balls are quite huge. It will be a fun day at Bangus HQ. Thank you for the tar balls Mississippi Gary. Did you ever know that you're our hero. You're everything we would like to be. Sometimes we just don't say it enough.