You nasty sinners. Here are the top three sins of the day. Thank you all.
1. I walk around with a neck brace for no reason. Not sure if this is a sin. I also stole a fax machine from work. I'm pretty sure this is a sin.
2. Hello. I Punched a goat in the milk bag.
3. I work at a place that sells really expensive sandwiches. For the past month I have been short changing everyone on the pastrami. Then I bring it home and eat it.
About Pecore
- Kevin J Pecore, ESQ
- He is not a man with tremendous upper body strength and has never been to Moscow, although he hears good things. Pecore wrote his first novel at the tender age of sixteen-months, not yet talking and refusing to walk. The 4000 plus page novel - The Fisherman’s Ennui, published by a back alley operation was universally panned by pretentious literary critics as a "sloppy mess of bullshit, run-on sentences and mixed metaphors". He states that he is a “humour writer”, although many do not find his work particularly humorous at all. The End.
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