Friday, June 11, 2010

Who the hell is Uncle Wallace? First Part of an 11-Part Exposition

“Uncle Wallace? That bastard. The first time I met him, he ended up stealing my wife and shooting my kid’s dog. It was a terrible day. My kid really loved that dog.” -  Randy ‘B.B.’ Buckey


“He’s got a pretty gruff exterior that can really gnaw away at your nerves after a while. Especially if you happen to be locked up with him. The drunk tank in North Bay. Please don’t put my name on this, okay?” - John 'Snapper'  Deacon