Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Bangus HQ Cleared of all Corruption Charges - Grand Reopening with Celebrity DJ
BANGUS COUNTY - All charges of corruption have been dropped against Bangus Online. After a cursory investigation it was determined that all complaints levied against the media company came from a single disgruntled employee who was embarrassed after being spanked for not cleaning the office mini-fridge. Bangus Fact Checker and unlicensed ophthalmologist, Mississippi Gary will not be allowed to celebrate the re-opening of Bangus HQ where local DJ - Wayne - will spin some serious vinyl well into the wee hours.