Ruth Buzzi - We Need You Now More Than Words Can Say...and so forth and so on...

You know what would make the world a little brighter? Do you? Free range parrots? What? Parrots? No. We need less parrots to be honest. No, what the world needs is a return to the good old fashioned days of Hollywood hotness. Hollywood has gone from sexy and sophisticated to slutty and skanky - from natural beauty to bloated lips and lypo'd hips. Here at Bangus HQ still have the poster of natural bombshell - the stunning First Woman of Comedy - Ruth Buzzi. Sure she looks a little depressed and frumpy and with no chest to speak of, but there's an inner beauty that simply cannot be denied. A true woman of substance. Uncle Wallace claims to have shared some serious intimacies with Ruth Buzzi in 1968 but the tryst ended in less than six minutes with tears and neurotic accusations. They have not spoken since except for some serious legal documents prohibiting Uncle Wallace from contacting her in any shape or form. Actually more free range parrots would make the world a little brighter. But at what cost people? At what cost?