Hey Kevin - I’m pissed off. Can you deliver this message to Mississippi Gary: he’s a bastard. He won’t answer his phone and he doesn’t return messages. If you see him, tell him he owes me for the foot-long hot dog, lumberjack breakfast, grilled cheese and that large order of mushroom caps I bought for him at Myrts. I bought him all this after a 56-hour bender a few weeks ago. Man, that was a great night. Me and Gary and some British guy with a huge forehead. He looked like Frasier Crane. And all that Russian Prince Vodka. Still, tell that deadbeat dickhead that I want my money or I’ll organize a little field trip with Uldis Peamen’s gym class — we’ll take Gary out for a quick game of taser tag. Oh yeah, did you hear that F.J. McElligott won the first annual “Stun guns for everyone” tournament in Bonfield. If you print this fax I’ll come over there and kick your ass. Drop dead.
Peter Pitchachilli
About Pecore
- Kevin J Pecore, ESQ
- He is not a man with tremendous upper body strength and has never been to Moscow, although he hears good things. Pecore wrote his first novel at the tender age of sixteen-months, not yet talking and refusing to walk. The 4000 plus page novel - The Fisherman’s Ennui, published by a back alley operation was universally panned by pretentious literary critics as a "sloppy mess of bullshit, run-on sentences and mixed metaphors". He states that he is a “humour writer”, although many do not find his work particularly humorous at all. The End.
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