The Squabbling Koreas

BANGUS FOREIGN DESK - North Korea and South Korea are playing dirty. South Korea accuses North Korea of sinking their sub, while North Korea accuses South Korea of intentionally hitting baseballs across the DMZ into their yard. North Korea is demanding the immediate return of their baseballs and the Frisbee that Kim Jong Il  - the de facto leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, confiscated after a northerly wind carried it from a Seoul Frisbee Frisbee tournament, to the roof of Il's gazebo.