Bangus County, ON - As temperatures soared over the holiday long weekend, so did tempers.
Bangus County Police were called to a number of heat-related disturbances. On the 200 block of
Elixa Crescent a man was charged with attacking his neighbour with his garden hose after some rather severe taunting. On the 600 block of
Angtson, three people were charged with the reckless discharge of firearms after the trio blew gaping holes into a locked ice machine in the lobby of a local video rental business. Six people from Niger Township were charged with trespassing after crashing a pool party. All six - strangers to the occupants - canon balled into the above ground pool lowering the water level dramatically. One of the six intruders was naked at the time and after yelling 'bare back ass crack' landed on one of the invited guests breaking his collar bone. Local weatherman Gilles
DeBrow was also attacked by a man with fork and a large salami.
DeBrow told
Bangus Online that the man, a retired wrestler from
Brockton, hit him in the face with the salami, jabbed at him with a fork while cursing him out for the oppressive heat, which
DeBrow states will stay with us over the next three days before a low pressure front from the north will bring flurries by the end of the week
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