Thursday, May 27, 2010
No, Virgina, you are not being paranoid!
How many times have you convinced yourself that you're 'just being paranoid'? If you ask yourself this more than fifty times a day chances are that you are not being paranoid, according to the findings of a Grade 6 class project. The study took three days to complete with an unsettling conclusion according to teacher Yolanda DeVilbiss from Bangus County Public School. "Our study shows that you are not paranoid and that we are all in real danger in some indefinable ways. The only way to stay safe is to stand at your window with a gun and just wait for something to happen, that way, while everyone is watching American Idol or Survivor, you will be ready."