Saturday, July 24, 2010

BANGUS FOREIGN AFFAIRS CORRESPONDENT REPORTED MISSING

MISSING - BANGUS ONLINE'S FOREIGN AFFAIRS CORRESPONDENT. IF YOU SEE HIM, APPROACH WITH CAUTION - OR NOT - IT'S YOUR CALL. IF YOU HAVE HIM IN A CAGE IN THE BASEMENT, PLEASE BE NICE TO HIM AND RETURN AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. WE HAVE A FED-EX ACCOUNT. E-MAIL FOR SHIPPING DETAILS.CHRIS, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, PLEASE DON'T GO SEE INCEPTION. IT'S QUITE LONG. BUT ELLEN PAGE IS VERY GOOD. DICAPRIO IS OKAY, BUT LIKE I SAID, IT IS QUITE LONG AND CONFUSING, BUT GOD FORBID I TELL YOU WHAT TO SPEND YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY ON.