Thursday, June 17, 2010

MANTRACKER RECEIVES NUTCRACKER

According to Bangus Fact Checker Mississippi Gary, the Mantracker guy who tracks people and then kind of gets bossy has been treated for what is being referred to as a "serious nut cracker" suffered while attending a charity event hosted by the Benevolent Order of Bangus Bison. The Mantracker who was also the recipient of the Bangus Man of The Year for tracking a guy who stole three large skidder tires and hid them in his neighbour's garage.

A witness to the mishap Ronnie Jintz, told Mississippi Gary that Mantracker was walking with his paper plate to the table lined with rolled meats and deviled eggs when he "rammed his nut-sack into a nail that was kind of sticking out of the table."

The nail pierced both testicles and one testicle of the man standing directly behind him.