Life is short unless it's a Monday morning, then life seems to drag like a crippled seal. But in the shadow of the Laurentian Mountains we live hard and play hard then walk hard like Dewey taught us all. And when Friday rolls along, Bangus County comes to life - not like during the week when the whole population is heavily sedated and mildly annoyed. From balloon stomps and juggling to unsanctioned bingos and hoola hoops nothing is off limits within county limits (except line dancing - we do not tolerate line dancing so don't think about coming up from the big city to try and pull that bullshit here).