“Do you have crack cocaine in your mouth, sir?”
“Uh, no.”
“Please open your mouth.”
“Okay.”
“Wider.”
“Really?”
“Yes.”
“Well, I can't really open up any wider.”
“Stick your tongue out.”
“Ahhh.”
“Wider.”
“What?”
“I said stop resisting!”
“Huh?”
“Open up your mouth!”
“I am!”
“Wider!! Quit resisting.”
“I'm not.”
“I will ask you one more time: Do you have crack cocaine in your mouth?”
“No.”
“Open your mouth?”
“Okay.”
“Open wider!”
“I can't unless you want me to dislocate my jaw.”
“Stop resisting. Open your mouth.”
“Ahhhhh.”
“Okay, that's fine. Have a nice day sir and please replace that license plate bulb as soon as you can.”
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