“It’s become a bit of a tourist thing now, which is a Godsend,” says famous Toronto resident, Prince. The cloud formed shortly after June 15th and has remained hunkered down as if attached to the CN Tower and Sky Dome like a colossal advertisement. People are confused. People are frightened.
“It’s a sign of the approaching apocalypse,” is one notion shared by a squeegee kid, while other’s see the large cloud cover as a divine sign. What people do agree on is the eerie resemblance to Canadian Folkette legend, Joni Mitchell. When contacted by Bangus, representatives declined to comment outright but did state that any resemblance between this supercell cloud formation blanketing Toronto and their client is purely coincidental.
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