BANGUS ONLINE —“Poor Glen first got the rabies in 1996,” says Glen’s mother, Glenda Peterson from Orillia. “We were camping in Algonquin Park and he was bitten in the face by a bat.”
Treated aggressively with a series of severe injections directly into the abdomen, young Glen was officially declared ‘rabies free’ from the Tijuana Institute of Rabies Clinic held at a local shopping mall.
“We were happy that he was so-called cured but we had our suspicions. I guess it’s like herpes for Glen. He has rabies flare-ups but we’ve just grown accustomed to them.”
Glen’s sister Nancy think’s it not rabies at all. “Glen pretends he’s got the rabies just so he can act like an asshole. He knows mom and dad will let him get away with it because they feel guilty about him really getting rabies when he was a kid. Glen’s got it made. I can’t get away with shit.”