Saturday, May 8, 2010

Wife Leaves Husband After Finding His Hidden Stash of Cornography


“I’m devastated. He’s not the man I married!” cries wife.

A 42 year old woman from Mattawa has left her husband of nine years after finding out that he’s in love with corn. According to clinical sexologist, Dr. Audrina Candles, his addiction to corn, although unusual, is not as uncommon as most people would think.

“Corn can be a real seductress to many,” she says. “In my practice, I’ve seen it ruin a number of otherwise healthy marriages. My husband, Tito, actually left me for a bag of PEI potatoes,” she admits. “It’s heartbreaking for everyone involved. Especially if there’s kids involved.”