Gone till September, I'll be gone till September. Don't you know that I'll be gone till September

While I am away, please enjoy this beautiful picture of a bear in it's natural habitat. While I am away, please don't crash my hip pad. While I am away, if you do crash into my hip pad, don't touch anything, and whatever you do, no parties and if you do break into my home take off your shoes and don't go into the tiny room under the stairs.